Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Batscholar on Episodes 27 & 28


By Joel Eisner

Whatever you think of the absurdity of the episode. The bizzare nature of a Yale professor of Egyptology being hit over the head in a student riot and turning into the reincarnation of King Tut, and believing that Gotham City is a new version of the ancient city of Thebes, The fact that a man weighing in at over 350 pounds could be the skinny boy king, doesn't change the fact that Victor Buono was a genius.

Charles Victor Buono (he was half Irish and half Italian, was the most unlikely candidate for the role of King Tut. In Fact, TV Guide actually announced that British actor Robert Morley was to play the part of King Tut. Morley who was the original choice for the Sandman (but dropped out over script problems) was never in the running for Tut.

Buono who had just finished up playing an obese scientist on the Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea episode the Cyborg and would portray the villain Mr Memory in Bill Dozier's failed Dick Tracy pilot film, was Dozier's choice for the role, as he related to me, “Between producer Howie Horwitz and me, we just decided that Buono looked the part of a big Arab King. He was marvelous, and so was that beard. Although the part was not created for him, we knew he was Tut as soon as we saw him.

On the subject of Tut's beard, Makeup Artist Bruce Hutchinson recalled “The first time we made Victor Buono up they wanted this exotic Egyptian looking makeup on him. Well, we did the makeup. Everyone looked in the mirror and fell on the floor. He looked like an old opera diva, an old fat man in drag. He said ‘No, no. This won’t do.’ So we just washed his face and put this little chin piece on and the costuming, and he sold it.”

While this was not Tut's greatest moment, that would not come until King Tut's Coup and to a lesser extent the two third season episodes, with Stanley Ralph Ross taking over the Tut episodes, It gave Victor a showcase that allowed him to rise about the material and make Tut a regular villain. When I first saw Tut back in 1966, I was only six and far too young to appreciate the amount of work Buono put into the character. (When we get to Ross's episode, I will related the story he told me about Victor). Years later, I grew to love his work. He was to some a ham, but Victor was a serious Shakespearean actor who knew how to overplay the role. He commented once about his role on Batman, besides calling himself the Fatman from Batman (he was also the Fatman from Beneath the Planet of the Apes, yes Fatman was his character's name) he admitted he loved the role because it allowed him to do the one thing actors are taught never to do , Overact!. He would later play a variation of this role as the evil Mr Schubert on the short lived Man from Atlantis tv series.

Buono was a mountain of a man over six foot four and over 350 pounds. In fact when he died of natural causes on New Years Day 1983 at the age of 43 he weighed in at over 400 pounds. Nobody realized that Buono was only 28 years old when he played Tut for the first time, Adam West was 35. Buono was the youngest villain on the series, but because of his weight appeared much older. A few years later, when he began to lose his hair, he grew a greyish white beard that made him even older looking. Some of his best performances were on tv, the two Odd Couple episodes and as Christopher Lloyd's (Reverend Jim) father on the Taxi tv series. Lloyd was actually a few years older than Buono.


Buono was like an oversized kid who never really grew up and Tut gave him the opportunity to do it. He adlibbed much of his dialogue and mumblings (like Jack Mercer did for Popeye during the early Fleischer cartoons). He broke character in the next episode and switched to an Irish brogue when directing Chief O'Hara (who was under his spell) to perform acrobatics on the outside flagpole. He sometimes broke through the fourth wall and spoke to the audience. He played it for all its worth. As you can see I am a Buono fan. The thing about him was you could expect him to play Tut in anthing he did. When he was nominated for best supporting actor in Whatever Happended to Baby Jane, and his later starring role as the Strangler, he was quite subdued. But later no matter what, Tut peaked out. This is most evident in one of his last feature film roles that of the devil in the film The Evil opposite Richard Crenna. The humor, the mutterings, the laugh, it was Tut. He was the only bright spot in the film and worth watching only for him.

As for the rest of the cast, Don Red Barry, a former B western actor, would later return as a henchman to Black Widow. Ziva Rodann, aka Ziva Shapir, aka Ziva Blackman, a former Miss Israel, appeared in low budget features such as the Pharaoh's Curse and numerous tv shows, she returned to Israel in the 1970's and retired. Nothing has been heard from her since.

The one interesting note to the cast is Olan Soule, as the newscaster. The following year, Soule who was best known as the Coroner on the Dragnet TV series, would become the voice of Batman in the Filmation cartoon tv series. He would continue the role until his death on the Superfriends tv series. He also appeared (with Casey Kasem who played Robin to Soule's Batman) as a guest on the Scooby Doo Movies, as Batman. (Kasem did double duty as Robin and Shaggy).


Director Charles Rondeau who directed numerous sitcoms returned to film Gorshin's last appearance for this season, before moving on the short lived Captain Nice tv series.

One final note about this episode, It was the first of many jokes at the expense of the series itself. After Tut has Batman and his queen released from their ceramic vases, he has Batman dance for him and orders his men to play music, Bat-Music. His men then play the Batman theme music on the record player. Adam then recreates the Batusi with a few new moves. There would be more moments like this in the future.

I would still like to know how Victor managed to squeeze into the batmobile and still manage to drive it. More on Tut and Buono when we get to the second season.


Next Up, Roddy McDowall as the Bookworm

27 & 28: The Curse of Tut/The Pharaoh's In a Rut

Season 1 Episodes 27 & 28
Original Air Dates: 4/13/66 & 4/14/66
Special Guest Villain: Victor Buono as King Tut
Guest stars: Ziva Rodann, Don "Red" Barry
Written by: Robert C. Dennis & Earl Barrett
Directed by: Charles R. Rondeau


A gold sphinx appearing in Gotham Central Park on a nice day may seem odd but when it begins to issue threats towards the population of Gotham, Batman knows it can be only one man behind the incident: King Tut! Once a prominent Yale Egyptology professor, a conk on the head at a student riot has given the corpulent teacher the notion that Gotham is ancient Egypt and he is their ruler.


PE: We're back to nonsensical plotlines. A statue in Central Park. A plot to kidnap Bruce Wayne. A ransom of a million dollars. At each turn I'm wondering what the rotund fiend is up to. Is there a master plan or did the writers turn in their script a little at a time, not noting what had come before?




JS: I want to know what's with having an entire harem for set dressing, but only showcasing the hot dog eating and horn blowing Nefertiti (Rodann)?



PE: At various junctures in this arc, the henchmen wear masks when they don't seem to need them. In the intro, the two drivers wear elaborate Egyptian masks while driving, only to doff them once they get out of the truck. A faux cop arrives at Wayne Manor wearing a false face. Was he afraid Alfred would know he wasn't one of Gotham's finest?


JS: I forgive them that, for what was one of the highlights of this episode for me: the Bruce Wayne dummy. Perhaps it's time for Aunt Harriet to get glasses, as that Bruce Wayne would have looked more at home in a coffin.


PE: So Gordon calls Wayne Manor, speaks to Alfred and then Bruce Wayne. Not two minutes later, he calls on the batphone and speaks to Alfred and then Batman and yet the man can't recognize the similarities? At least he's not running the CSI division of Gotham Police.


JS: I found it amusing how quickly Bruce dismissed the Commissioner before hanging up on him!


PE: A huge crowd of at least a dozen Gothamites seem hell-bent on spending every minute of their life in front of that statue in the park. And where's the press?


JS: The press must have been just off-screen.


PE: Alfred does seem quite shaken by the kidnapping of his boss. He says to master  Robin "Oh, it's a terrible thing!"  and then picks his duster back up.



PE: That's quite a cliffhanger we get at the end of Part One. I was disappointed though when the gurney goes down the side of the mountain and doesn't burst into flames.

JS: I too was waiting for the big explosion at the end of Bruce Wayne's Wild Ride.




PE: Bruce Wayne's a millionaire socialite and yet he lets his Aunt Harriet wander around in the clothes of a bag lady. Someone burn that dreadful red coat of hers! And Bruce is a great boss as well. Dangerous hoodlums will be coming to the door and he sends Alfred to answer. The butler's lucky this is William Dozier's Gotham, not Christopher Nolan's. 


JS: As the henchmen are quick to point out, he's not just a millionaire. He's a 'rich' millionaire.


PE: You gotta laugh (I did) when Batman and Robin were playing "hideout" on the side of the glass case in the living room of Wayne Manor. It must have done the trick though as both Harriet and the faux cop look right at them but don't see a thing!



JS: After Robin drags away the Bruce-dummy, Batman does a dive into the couch. I tell you, the man does everything with panache. Unfortunately, I think he's going to have to replace that couch, too.



PE: We've discussed the Bat-Tracker in the Batcave before but I'm still trying to get a handle on how it works. When they're tracking the kidnapped Batman, Robin tells Alfred "Look, it's working perfectly!" All I see is three green dots flashing on and off. Which one is Batman and what are the other two dots? And why does the signal go dead when Batman gets conked on the head. Is it a microchip in his brain and he has to remain conscious to be tracked?


JS: Just when you think you've seen it all, we get a Bat-Dance Party sequence.



PE: This one's a tough one. It's dumb as a couchful of Dancing With the Stars fans but there are enough goofy moments to mark it a keeper: that intro where we're introduced to the normal Gotham Park crowd including what appears to be a man enjoying an afternoon with his mother; the "pebble torture" sequence (sheer maniacal brilliance!!); the unwelcome return of the Batusi (or some form of it, at least); and the question that should have all of us scratching our heads - how the hell are we supposed to believe that King Tut fit in the front seat of the Batmobile?

JS: Buono doesn't get a lot of opportunities to shine in this particular episode, and I have fonder memories of the character from my childhood, so I'm hoping that in the case of King Tut, the best is yet to come.


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Next up... The Bookworm! Same Bat Time, Same Bat URL!

Monday, September 26, 2011

The Batscholar on Episodes 25 & 26


By Joel Eisner

While not the best episode of the first season and not the Joker at his best, It is a fun episode. When the Joker first shows up at the fur salon to steal a hairpin from the wife of the golf club owner, he is draped in a cape and slouch hat, he looks like the Shadow.

Later, one of the odd things about this episode happens, we see the Joker high above the trees on a moving platform watching the Maharajah playing golf, but only moments later Joker's men kidnap the now unconscious ruler with the same platform. As we learn later in the story the Joker and the Maharajah are the same person. Unless he is taking lessons from FalseFace, there is no way he could have been playing golf and watching himself on the platform at the same time let alone, quickly change costumes to have his men kidnap him moments later. It gets even stranger when Bruce and Dick find Joker's hideout behind the Novelty store. Using the reverse prism, Bruce spots the Maharajah and the Joker's men in the storeroom, but not only does he see them, he can hear them as well (or is that just for our benefit). Henchman #1 (Joker's men have their usual costumes but this time have no names) played by Norman Alden seems to be perturbed by the Maharajah. Doesn't he know that it is the Joker. Also unless Joker knows someone is watching why is he dressed as the Maharajah when it is not necessary to do so. Norman Alden who played the Captain on Tim Conway's short lived Rango tv series, would later take over the reins from Marvin Miller as the voice of Aquaman for the cartoon Super-Friends tv show.

When Batman and Robin track Joker to the abandoned Oil Refinery, only to be tricked by the folding mirrors on Joker's truck. The truck features the logo, Let Gay Fellow take you to the cleaners. Considering Cesar Romero was gay, it was an ironic turn of phrase although the word gay was not being used at this point in time.

Joker for no apparent reason breaks into song as his men tie up the duo and lead them to the chimney where he intends to drown them in poison gas. What is never explained is why a chimney has a locked door, with a chain latch to keep it closed, hardly airtight, yet the gas does not leak out. But more importantly, why is there a two way intercom system imbedded in the wall of the chimney? I do love Joker's response to his henchman commenting on how Batman and Robin escaped from the chimney. He told him they took the elevator. A snappy answer to a stupid question.

After Batman and Robin surprise Joker (no longer in Maharajah clothing) and his men at the Novelty store, Joker and Jill manage to escape while Batman rounds up his henchmen. That is the last time you ever see Jill. No explaination, no nothing. When the Maharajah arrives at the bank with two guards, she is no where to be found. Also, these two henchmen were not among those captured at the novelty store. Where were they hiding? After the Joker is in his words 'deflated', Batman removes his leftover FalseFace mask and you see the extent of Cesar's makeup, it sort of ends at his neck. He is seen wearing a t shirt underneath his costume and a chain with an unseen religeous medal around his neck. I supose like his mustache, Cesar refused to remove it as well.

Besides the future Aquaman, this episodes features Dan Seymour as the Maharajah, who was one of the most frequent guest villains on the George Reeves, Adventures of the Superman show. Also known as the doorman at Rick's Cafe in the film Casablanca, Seymour (whose real name was Daniel Seymour Katz) played numerous fat man parts (he was 265 pounds) mostly Arabs, like Abbott & Costello in the Foreign Legion and Meet the Mummy, He gave his last known appearance on the 1989 game show 3rd Degree where appeared alongside Leonid Kinskey (Uncle Oscar from the 2nd Mad Hatter episode) where panelists had to guess what the both had in common (besides Batman), which was they were the last surviving members of the cast of the film Casablanca. he died a few years later at the age of 78. He was sort a cross between Sidney Greenstreet and Victor Buono.


Next Victor Buono as King Tut with a guest appearance by the voice of the cartoon Batman.

25 & 26: The Joker Trumps an Ace/Batman Sets The Pace

Season 1 Episodes 25 & 26
Original Air Dates: 4/6/66, 4/7/66
Special Guest Villain: Cesar Romero as The Joker
Guest stars: Jane Wald, Dan Seymour
Written by:Francis and Marian Cockrell
Directed by: Richard C. Sarafian

The gold golf club-carrying Maharajah of Nimpah is in Gotham, which brings the Joker back to town for a little kidnapping and ransom action.


JS: Another boring day in stately Wayne Manor, where our not-so-dynamic duo have resigned themselves to assembling a puzzle upside-down. And poor Aunt Harriet missed her cue, as the boys were already out of the room to answer the batphone by the time she showed up!

PE: Is the air conditioning on max at the Manor? Bruce Wayne seems to be dressing for the Ice Capades.


JS: I sure miss the non-PC golden age of television, when you could show crooks resorting to a fork lift to move a big fat Maharajah.

PE: I do like the fact that Batman shows golfer etiquette by not driving on the fairway...even if it means the Maharajah will be kidnapped. I'm sure this is Bruce Wayne's favorite course.


JS: Cesar Romero makes his singing debut with this third appearance as the Clown Prince of Crime, in an unfortunately lackluster adventure.


PE: Got's to agree with, John. Not only is there a paucity of action but the hook of the Joker's jokes is a little too close to that of the Riddler. Tell me the difference between some of these "riddles" and "jokes". I do love the little song The Joker sings (and he sings just for us):
Circle now and intertwine, 
neatly wrap these guests of mine. 
No more will they jeer and scoff, 
I'll cut their circulation off. 
If they do not see the joke, 
pull the ropes and let them choke.
It's got a ring to it.


JS: I have to give the writers credit for setting up Jill (Wald), the latest moll to fall for the Caped Crusader, as the would-be savior from the episode's cliffhanger, making the actual escape all the more interesting. Thank goodness someone installed the zipline on the chimney top.


PE: Ever the gentleman, Batman scolds Robin for doubting The Joker's word when the clown prince trots the Dynamic Duo off to their doom. This leads to one of the most forgettable cliffhangers of the series. Batman and Robin are literally just standing and talking to themselves as our voice comes on and tells us about the predicament the boys are in. Coulda fooled me.


JS: I had all but given up on this episode when it was saved from oblivion by a trip to the novelty shoppe. From Dick shoving the chattering teeth in Bruce's face to Bruce's structural examination of the googly-eye glasses—this was the high point of the episode to me.


PE: But hey, at least The Joker didn't steal the Batmobile!

Robin doing his best Outer Limits Mutant impersonation.

JS: Sure, Robin had to wait outside the bar in the premiere due to his age, but this is the first time Batman played the 'dynamic senority' card...

PE: My favorite scene of the episode! I love the Larry David smirk on Batman's face as he steps on the Boy Wonder's pride and squishes him under his toes. 


JS: How did no one notice the bank manager pocketing $10,000? And right under the noses of the dynamic duo, the police chief and commissioner! He places equal stacks of bills into the briefcase as he counts out $450K, $460K, $470K, $480K, $500K.


JS: Do you think Batman was giving a clue that he knew what was going on when he made the joke about there being only one 'T' in Batman? Or do you think it's one more instance of prejudice against that fat Maharajah?

PE: Shhhh, John. We don't use the word "fat" around here. 


JS: Looks like The Joker hooked up with False Face before. Now that's a team-up I would have liked to have seen.

PE: Bruce Wayne and Alfred seem puzzled that the Batphone should ring so quickly after the case had been wrapped up. Do you think there's a grace period that the three or four other super-villains in Gotham adhere to out of respect for Batman?  I was half expecting Commisioner Gordon to say "It's our old friend, The Joker, Batman. He's been paroled and he's stolen $100,000 in monopoly money from FAO Schwartz."


JS: As if to make up for her late arrival in the prologue, we get another Aunt Harriet appearance in an otherwise inexplicable second Batphone call in the epilogue. Hopefully Gary can explain what was going on at the time that necessitated a gag about Batman running for governor in California.

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Next up... King Tut! Same Bat Time, Same Bat URL!

Friday, September 23, 2011

The Batscholar on Episodes 23 & 24


By Joel Eisner



Of all the Riddler episodes this one, is my favorite. A straight forward plot for one. Every crime he commits leads to a central conclusion. He has completely planned out his entire crime from beginning to end. The best part is that Gorshin is now completely insane. Who could not love his self guided tour of the instruments of torture for the benefit of his gang members.

The plot follows a straight line, he uses the wax statue of Batman to smuggle the universal wax solvent into the country. He then steals the statue and melts it down to recover the wax contained inside. He uses the wax (which only is dangerous when exposed to a flame, it can be handled without any danger when in a cool state). to burn through the library safe door to obtain a rare book on the Lost Treasure of the Incas. (He also uses the wax to burn a large hole for himself and gang in the safe wall in order to make his escape). Using the knowledge he locates the treasure among the relics contained at the local museum. The relics are currently in storage until they can create a special airtight case for the Inca Mummy, Meanwhile, finding the musuem closed, Robin climbs up to a small window to gain access (Batman was too big to fit) but before he can let Batman in, he is discovered by Riddler's men and is subdued on the torture rack, while Riddler and his men search for the sarcophagus. Batman (who should have used his Bat Pass Key or at least shot out the lock with his laser) uses the Batram on the batmobile to break down the back door, finds Riddler and captures the gang and saves the mummy before the wax solvent eats through the sarcaphagus. Later, we all get to see the mummy and the jewels when Aunt Harriet, Bruce and Dick visit the new exhibit at the muesum.


Riddler's gang is much smaller than in past episodes, but they are all in tune with the wax plot. Matches played by Michael Greene, at almost six foot six, he towered over the rest of the cast, and like Tata had a waxy yellow tan, while Linda Gaye Scott as Moth was quite pale and ghostly).

Greene had a long steady career as either heavys or cops. He did have the lead role in a bizzare sci film entitled the Clones, in which he plays a scientist trying to stop foreign powers from cloning famous scientist. The main villain is Stanley Adams, (Cyrano Jones from the Tribble episode of Star Trek and Tybo the Carrot Man from Lost in Space).

Joey Tata was a Fox regular appearing Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Time Tunnel (as Napoleon) Lost in Space, and many more. He is best rembered from Beverly Hills 90210 as Nat the owner of the Peach Pit. He returned to aide the Penguin when he ran for mayor and King Tut when he broke into the Batcave.

Tata remembered his time working with the Riddler “Gorshin and I stole the Batmobile once. We had this running shot, where we would get into the Batmobile and just take off. That was the cut, but we kept going and kept laughing. Frank says, ‘Do you believe this? Where are we going to go with this?’ I said, ‘Why don’t we use all of the lines? You’ll say, “Hi, park this.” No one will question us because you have question marks all over your green underwear and I am walking around with this pasty look on my face.’ But we never did leave the studio.”


Linda Gaye Scott is the real mystery, A very uneventful career in show biz. She also appeared along side Tata on Lost in Space and in the fina two part episode of the Green Hornet. She never gave much to the part of Moth, She looked great in the costume but the makeup gave her a ghostly look. Some how she made Moth come off as the sort of dumb blonde character, in fact the henchmen aren't too bright either. Matches sort of reminds me of Eb the farmhand on Green Acres. What makes her so bizzare is that she is one of the heirs to the Scott Paper Company fortune. She dropped out of sight in the 1970's and hasn't acted since. No one knows what happened to her.


Another interesting point of note, there is a different mayor of Gotham City, Mayor Linseed, does not appear in this episode. The mayor is just the mayor no specific name and never appeared again.


One of the more fun moments is when Batman traps Riddler and his gang with the ancient torture devices. Of which is the wheel of death, onto which the Riddler is attached and spun around as sort of an ironic twist of fate when you consider the way he treated Batman and Robin in their previous encounter. You know I was never quite sure if it was Gorshin or his double attached to that spinning wheel, but it wasn't any dummy.


Next The Joker returns in one of his more humorous adventures (loaded with plot holes and another Superman guest villain).

23 & 24: The Ring of Wax/Give 'em the Axe

Season 1 Episodes 23 & 24
Original Air Dates: 3/30/66 & 3/31/66
Special Guest Villain: Frank Gorshin as The Riddler
Guest stars: Joey Tata, Michael Greene
Written by: Jack Paritz & Bob Rodgers
Directed by: James B. Clark

The Riddler has smuggled in a highly corrosive wax from Paris, hidden in a statue of Batman set to be unveiled at Madame Soleil's Wax Museum. The Prince of Puzzles intends to use the wax to break into Gotham City Library's Old Book Vault. Inside lies a rare volume the Riddler is convinced will lead him to the fabled Lost Treasure of the Incas.


PE: This is one of the rare episodes where Point A seems to lead to Point B. Rather than starting off with a crime that has no bearing on the rest of the episode, The Riddler steals the statue of wax so that he can get into that vault to steal that book so that he can find that treasure. I find I enjoy these shows much more when I'm not struggling to figure out why The Penguin would drop a giant umbrella in the middle of the street. I know it's supposed to be camp but episodes like this Riddler arc (and, not coincidentally, the first Riddler arc) can be camp but well-written as well.


JS: In his third trip around the block, I honestly think Gorshin is at his insanely giddy best.

PE: Having said that... Does every villain in Gotham use that same purple knockout powder?  Shouldn't Batman have melted the wax around his feet as well before he walked out of that vault? Would a little plush pillow really be effective as a Bat-Ram?


JS: I'm convinced that there's an Acme Supply Store in Gotham City where all the criminals shop. Fortunately they've got a fine selection of skintight outfits for the ladies. Catwoman, Moth and (as we'll see soon enough) Batgirl all shop there.

PE:  The Riddler is emphatic about sparing the Dynamic Duo's lives because "watching them die slowly is so much more entertaining" and yet, when given the chance, he leaves the room just before the moment of truth. 


JS: The question nagging at me is where do you get a vat that can withstand those pesky substances that eat through anything. And shouldn't that waxy residue eat through the caped crusader's glove and hand?


PE: Best dialog in this episode:
Riddler: For two people about to become human candles, you have a lot of questions.
JS: Once again, when surrounded by precious rarities, the dynamic duo go about knocking henchmen into them, and yet no one seems to mind... even when the bad guys end up getting away. I did like the return of the bat silhouette, and this time, they went to the trouble to make Batman pose almost like his shadow.



PE: It would be novel for a Bat-villain not to steal the Batmobile lately.


JS: I know! Maybe it's time to upgrade the once foolproof anti-theft system. 


PE: The super-secretive Batman opens his big mouth again and drops Aunt Harriet's name right in front of The Riddler and his gang.

JS: Not to worry, with Moth (Linda Scott) around, I think they're probably not focused on the dynamic duo.




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Next up... The Joker! Same Bat Time, Same Bat URL!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Batscholar on Episodes 21 & 22

By Joel Eisner


A far different story for the Penguin compared to his previous debut episode. He claiming to have turned straight, he sets up a phony security agency in order to gain access to actress Sophia Starr, so he can marry her and run off with the millions of dollars in wedding gifts.


Marriage in the Batman series was a frequent theme or subplot. Penguin would later attempt marriage to Barbara Gordon aka Batgirl in order to become the police commissioner's son-in-law which he believed would give him immunity from prosecution. What law book was he reading? Marsha Queen of Diamonds wants to marry Batman so she can gain access to the Batcave to steal the Batdiamond. King Tut kidnaps a millionaire's daughter Lisa Carson (Lee Meriwether) and plans to marry her but then decides to hold her for ransom., Her father planned to marry her off to Bruce Wayne, so they could merge their fortunes, but then offers her hand in marriage to Batman.


Sandman plans to marry J Pauline Spaghetti in order to claim her vast fortune. Chandell plans to bump off Bruce and Dick and marry who he believes is the inheriting heir, Aunt Harriet. Catwoman wants to marry Batman so they can work as a team, but when she offers to have Robin killed, Batman declines the offer. Commisioner Gordon had hopes to marry Barbara off to Bruce Wayne, but that did't work out. Egghead and Olga were to be married, but when she decided that as Queen she could have five husbands, and wanted Batman, Egghead objected. There are probably more, but you get the picture.


There are some odd moments in the episode like the bulletproof soles of their boots protecting them from the bullets in the shooting gallery. If they always had bulletproof soles, why didn't they bulletproof their heels as well. That way Shame would not have been able to shoot Robin in the heel.


This episode marked the introduction of the batcycle and director Leslie H. Martinson (in his only helming of a Batman tv episode before he took over the helm of the Batman feature (Robert Butler was set to direct the film, but he primarily was known as a director of tv pilot films (he also directed Star Trek's originally pilot, The Cage) and they needed a theatrical director). The cycle was used only in this episode and was discared in favor of the one used in the film for all future episodes.


Henchmen Hawkeye and Dove are more for comic relief than as actual backup. Al Cheeco and Don Knotts were comedy partners who used to entertain the troops. He spent of most of his career as comic foils on sitcoms and detective shows. Harvey Lembeck however, was a comic star unto himself. Coming off of Stalag 17 and Sgt Bilko, he landed the recurring role of Eric Von Zipper in the 1960's Beach Party Films with Frankie and Annette. He is the perfect comic stooge to play off of Penguin. Hawkeye and Dove sort of fall inbetween Laurel and Hardy, and Abbott and Costello. Lembeck died in 1982 at the age of 58, from a heart attack, he had a recurring role on Mork and Mindy as one of Jonathan Winters', alien classmates.


Kathleen Crowley was Miss New Jersey of 1949 , she was a Fox contract player and made the rounds of most the westerns and drama shows of the 60's She was the female lead in the low budget sci film Target Earth (opposite Richard Denning and Dick Reeves. She also costarred opposite Clock King henchman Michael Pate in the vampire western Curse of the Undead. She was neither a Bat Babe or typical moll.


One of my favorite goofy incidents involves the batmobile and the Penguin, Usng the controls on the Batcycle, Batman activates the ejector seat (something that gave King Tut a lift later in the season) and jetisons Hawkeye and Dove, then drives Penguin crazy by taking control of the car and driving the car off the road and opening the doors. Burgess' remarks during this sequence appears adlibbed and similar to Jack Mercer's mutterings as Popeye, in the Fleischer cartoons of the 1930's . Moments later, Batman and Robin drive back to the city with Penguin and his men tied to the hood of the Batmobile, how safe is that?


There was glitch in the scene when Penguin and his men attempt to load the stolen wedding presents into the trunk of the batmobile. The presents were resting on a long countertop which flipped backwards into the wall. The presents went down a chute to the open trunk of the waiting Batmobile (dubbed birdmobile complete with new door logos). When Penguin arrives in the garage the boxes are stuck on the chute, so he has to push the remaining boxes into the trunk, but when he tries to close it one of the boxes gets stuck between the hood of the trunk and the car, preventing the trunk from closing. Hawkeye, spoting the problem and not wanting to stop the shoot, quickly pushes the box into the trunk and closes the door, before getting into the car.


It was a fun episode, closer in humor to the stuff Lembeck was doing in the beach party films. Slapstick mixed with cartoon humor.


How Burgess Meredith felt about doing the show, he said “I did ‘Batman’ for two reasons, one of which was salary. The other was that, after its first few episodes, ‘Batman’ became the in-thing to do. Everybody would either play a villain or appear as himself in that cameo showcase where a celebrity would poke his head through the window of a building that Batman and Robin were climbing. I even remember Otto Preminger saying to me, ‘My God, my son won’t speak to me unless I get a job on “Batman.” Eventually, he got in’. Actually, we didn’t get as much money from the show as you might think, although we were paid decent money for the feature film version. The main impetus to continue appearing on ‘Batman’— beyond the desire to get some TV work— was that it was fashionable.” (Each main villain got $2500.00 for the entire hour with no residuals. Just the flat fee.)


Next: The Riddler (him again) in my favorite episode, one with an actual plot with a connected theme linked to a final end result. Ring of Wax.