Original Air Dates: 10/26/66 & 10/27/66
Special Guest Villain: Liberace as Chandell (Fingers) and Harry
Guest stars: Marilyn Hanold, Edy Williams
Written by: Lorenzo Semple, Jr.
Directed by: Larry Peerce
World-famous pianist Chandell is being blackmailed by his brother, Harry, who insists on being paid five million dollars or the world will know that his brother uses a player piano. Unable to cope with being the world's biggest fraud (until Milli Vanilli, that is), Chandell hatches a scheme to marry Harriet and off Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward (and Harriet's nephew) Dick Grayson to inherit the Wayne millions. Meanwhile, Batman and Robin have taken off on separate vacations. Will they get word of the dastardly plot before Harriet walks down the aisle?
PE: So, let me get this straight (bear with me): Bruce is off muskrat hunting with his millionaire pals and doesn't have a radio to hear what's going on, in his absence, back in Gotham? No, that's not right because he's listening to Chandell's great finger work over the radio when he suddenly hears an errant C Minor chord in Danse Arab and knows that something's gone foul in Gotham. I'm with Bruce's "male companion" on this one, "I don't follow you, Bruce." Meanwhile, Dick, utterly clueless about any crime wave, is putting the moves on a sweetie in the ice cream parlor (he hasn't had these kind of thoughts in his head since he went undercover in a biker uniform several episodes ago) when he gets the word from Bruce. Subtly sweeping his date's ice cream into her lap (the closest he'd get to a girl's midsection, I hasten to add), Grayson answers the call and won't even admit that he's been asleep at the wheel while Batman takes a well-deserved shot at some muskrats.
JS: I loved how Chandell cast a wayward finger in the direction of the Batphone when he insisted that the commissioner call in the dynamic duo to save the day. Somewhat surprising, considering he wouldn't have known they were on vacation.
JS: I loved how Chandell cast a wayward finger in the direction of the Batphone when he insisted that the commissioner call in the dynamic duo to save the day. Somewhat surprising, considering he wouldn't have known they were on vacation.
PE: Biggest laugh of the season when Gordon gets word that Batman and Robin are on vacation (two minutes after hearing the news that Bruce and Dick are on vacation!) and looks at Chief O'Hara with terror in his eyes:
Gordon: You know what this means, don't you?O'Hara: If you're thinkin' what I'm afraid you're thinkin'...Gordon: Precisely, Chief O'Hara. The moment we've dreaded for years has arrived. This time... we're going to have to solve a case ourselves!
JS: And Chief O'Hara was clearly shaking in his boots as he realized he was going to finally have to go to work.
PE: Gordon fills the upper theater box seats with machine gunners and tells his men that, if and when the trouble starts, "to make every bullet count!"
JS: And note that it's not just an armed guard... it's a full blown machine gun nest with barb wire protection. Makes you wonder how they set up to target jaywalkers in Gotham when Batman takes a day off.
PE: Gordon fills the upper theater box seats with machine gunners and tells his men that, if and when the trouble starts, "to make every bullet count!"
JS: And note that it's not just an armed guard... it's a full blown machine gun nest with barb wire protection. Makes you wonder how they set up to target jaywalkers in Gotham when Batman takes a day off.
PE: Batman calls Gordon just in time, it seems, to tell him that he's back in Gotham. Gordon's about to take the easy way out.
JS: With the lineup of pill bottles, it begs the question—is Bonnie still on vacation?
PE: Batman seems astonished that Robin could hypothesize that there might be some funny business going on when Chandell is alone with Aunt Harriet. "Your Aunt Harriet," Batman scolds, "is utterly above reproach!"
JS: Yes, the Boy Wonder certainly touched a nerve. Do you think there's something going on between Bruce and 'Aunt' Harriet?
JS: Yes, the Boy Wonder certainly touched a nerve. Do you think there's something going on between Bruce and 'Aunt' Harriet?
PE: Did I really hear Robin refer to Chandell as "The World's greatest penis?"
JS: He didn't say it, but yes, I'm sure you heard it. This episode had one of the more memorable choreographed fight sequences, with the three harem girls weaving in and out of the fisticuffs. Batman initially says that he can tell by the look in their eyes that the girls were victims of criminal hypnotism. One wonders if it was in fact their eyes he was looking at, as he later referred to them as, "poor, deluded females..."
JS: While Batman tells Robin to match his notes precisely, their white boy scat is hardly what I would call harmonious.
PE: Judging by the "Subtle Interrogation Lighting," Alfred's been moonlighting making equipment signs at police headquarters. Meanwhile, the Batcave's a mess.
JS: How dare you! After Alfred went so far as to cover things up in the Batcave while the boys were on vacation. One wonders just how long they were planning to be away.
JS: How dare you! After Alfred went so far as to cover things up in the Batcave while the boys were on vacation. One wonders just how long they were planning to be away.
PE: Credit must go to Robin for not saying "I told you so" to his mentor when the boys find out that Chandell is trying to get into Aunt Harriet's knickers. Judging by his "jovial" manner, I'm not so sure he's not trying to wear Harriet's knickers.
JS: To think, seducing the old broad with root beer. She hardly stood a chance. Although it's worth noting he did drive her to ask for a brandy later...
PE: WTF moment of the entire series so far: Harriet with a heater! Blow my mind completely and drill the SOB full of holes. She'll get two episodes in the slammer if that.
JS: Ma Parker certainly opened the doors for firearm violence on Batman. No more machine guns hidden in sarcophaguses! Ol' Lib got to put the capper on his Cagney impersonation by unloading a tommy gun on what he thought was the black widow and her butler.
JS: Ma Parker certainly opened the doors for firearm violence on Batman. No more machine guns hidden in sarcophaguses! Ol' Lib got to put the capper on his Cagney impersonation by unloading a tommy gun on what he thought was the black widow and her butler.
PE: Chandell and his pals are obviously carted away to a different pokey than Catwoman, Riddler, and the rest of the boys. He's forced to wear prison stripes rather than his hoodlum gear. But at least they gave him a piano!
PE: Best episode of Season Two so far is the perfect meeting of Real Camp and Reel Camp. Liberace looks absolutely inspired playing both roles (actually, his only acting comes as tough guy twin brother Harry), and you can tell he was having a blast every minute he's onscreen.
JS: I too was quite surprised to have enjoyed this episode so much. There's something endearing about the way Liberace sells himself as a cigar-chomping man's man.
JS: Another performance worth noting was James Millhollin, who did a fantastic job as sleazy lawyer Alfred Slye. Earlier in the year Millhollin appeared alongside Don Knotts in the classic The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
PE: Equally feminine are Chadell's three sirens, played by Batman-vet Edy Williams, Marilyn Hanold, and Sivi Aberg. Hanold is fondly remembered by genre fans for her roles in Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster and The Brain that Wouldn't Die.
JS: I too was quite surprised to have enjoyed this episode so much. There's something endearing about the way Liberace sells himself as a cigar-chomping man's man.
JS: Another performance worth noting was James Millhollin, who did a fantastic job as sleazy lawyer Alfred Slye. Earlier in the year Millhollin appeared alongside Don Knotts in the classic The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
PE: Equally feminine are Chadell's three sirens, played by Batman-vet Edy Williams, Marilyn Hanold, and Sivi Aberg. Hanold is fondly remembered by genre fans for her roles in Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster and The Brain that Wouldn't Die.
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Love this totally wacky episode! Stay tuned for my Spotlight a little later on. As for Liberace, I have a little fun at his expense in my essay, so let me say this now: the man, for all his amusing excesses, was a brilliant artist worthy of the highest praise. He did for classic pianists what Mario Lanza did for tenors: made "long hair" stuff safe for the masses and inspired future talent. In SINCERELY YOURS (1955), his ill-fated leading man vehicle produced by Warner Bros., he demonstrates expertise at the keyboard that is nothing short of astonishing (among other things, Mr. L turns "Chopsticks" into a complex, full-blown masterpiece). The movie, a remake of THE MAN WHO PLAYED GOD refitted as a Liberace vehicle, slips into soap opera schmaltz by the third act, but it has its moments, and not only musically. Film buffs who show up to sneer at the "Liberace realizes he's turned deaf" scene find their smiles fading as this bit-of-business plays out. Banging away desperately at piano keys that produce nothing but silence, Liberace is quite compelling and this revelation terrifying - take the joy of piano playing from a man who embodies it, and you kill him.
ReplyDeleteAnyway. He seems to be having great fun in his dual BATMAN role, just as we're having a ball watching him. Nice job, Mr. Showmanship!
...and let's not forget James Millhollin's wonderfully fussy performances in two classic TWILIGHT ZONEs, "The After Hours" and "Mr. Dingle the Strong."
ReplyDeleteJames Milhollin played only one role, and played it to perfection. John's role is to provide us cheesecake, and he continues to excel in that department.
ReplyDeleteIf you are going to build a Bat around the incomparable Liberace, then get Lorenzo Semple to do it. He wasn't afraid to twist his own template to suit special needs. Send B & R on vacation and spotlight Gotham's finest. That's hilarious in itself. Surround the gayest super-villain with the most luscious henchbabes: a stroke of genius. Aunt Harriet packs heat: does it get better than this? This is a show you watch just because it's there, the way you listen to Sebastian Cabot recite Bob Dylan or The Shat render "Mr. Tambourine Man." Some things you do not question or analyze.
Has anyone commented on the wondrous Batshield? This may inch my way into favorite B-gadget. Four-paneled, hinged, 4' x 5' plexiglass that when folded fits instantly into Bats' utility belt. Like magic.
This episode also reminds me of an old riddle about banjos, which also works for other instruments: "What do you call a hundred bagpipes resting on the ocean floor?" A good start.
I think this episode is very well-written and entertainingly filmed (Larry Peerce was underrated for sure), but for me, Liberace isn't able to hit the right notes. He is fine as Chandell, but his Harry crosses from intentional camp to unintentional camp. Still a fine show, but his cocktail party Edward G. Robinson impression keeps it out of the top level for me. Madge Blake, on the other hand, did a very good job in her biggest role of all time.
ReplyDeleteLJS: "… but for me, Liberace isn't able to hit the right notes." No pun intended, we're sure. At keyboard Lee knew his C-manor from him C-minor keys.
ReplyDeleteOh, pun intended. I always try to write my comments so that the kids will find them exciting and the adults will find them campy...
ReplyDeleteThis episode was tons of fun. I thought Liberace was absolutely fabulous. He may not have displayed much skill at acting, but his performance was certainly enthusiastic. Millhollin did a superb job as a *criminal* Attorney. Aunt Harriet finally gets to shine and seems to thoroughly enjoy whipping out a gun (have to wonder where she got it). It seemed like everyone was having a good time on this show, so how could we not?
ReplyDeleteThe dialogue throughout was truly amusing, but here's one Bat interchange I found particularly funny:
Robin: The Masher! I'll fix him!
Batman: Hold it, old chum! We mustn't give ourselves away.
Robin: Self control is sure tough sometimes, Batman.
Batman: All virtues are, old chum. Indeed, that's why they're virtues. However, all philosophy aside, it looks like Chandell has Aunt Harriet quite thoroughly in his fingers...so to speak...which isn't a bad thing, Robin. It sets the stage for our next startling move.
It's bad enough they let Aunt Harriet be bamboozled by Chandell, but to allow her to think they had both been killed while enlarging a photograph of her was especially cruel. I wonder how they explained their apparent resurrection to her later on.
James Millhollin also played a delightfully fey supporting role, opposite the equally fey Jonathan Harris (transformed into a stalk of celery), in "The Great Vegetable Rebellion" episode of LOST IN SPACE.
ReplyDeleteThe following season, Liberace turned up on THE MONKEES, in what I think may well be the BEST-written script of that entire series, destroying a grand piano with a sledge-hammer, in front of an appreciative audience.
ReplyDeleteIt may be an IMMENSELY silly story... but Aunt Harriet pulling out that gun is one of my favorite moments in the entire series.
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